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Originally Posted by 34PKUP
I hope that this statement is not really meant to be serious.
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No, not serious. I calculated the speed required for the Coupe to be able to break through the brick wall to get to the bathroom and I think it has what it takes. But the real problem was the trees in the way. The jackpine would be no trouble but that one burr oak has just gotten way too big. And the neighborhood has an Unreasonable Noise ordinance too. Tunneling is just too expensive with the bedrock being granite if I wanted to try getting into the downstairs bathroom. But then I just recalled that the wife brought the scale from the downstairs bathroom up into the bedroom. My bedroom. I think it was a message about my weight. I don't dare say anything about her cooking. The nicest thing I can say about that is she only lets me eat once every three days. Lots of water though. I miss the beer. What were we talking about again?
Thank you for your tolerance.