How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

If your wife is like mine, then she likes pink clothing.
Here's a quick and easy tip.
Buy a bundle of new "red" shop rags, throw a couple into the wash with the rest of the clothing, "walla" everything in the washer comes out the most beautiful shade of pink you ever did see.
No no, no need to thank me.
Trust me...she'll love you for it.

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Hi Keith,

Sounds great.

If one's wife likes blue, do you know where one can buy blue shop rags?

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Just throw your bran new greasy jeans in the wash.

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My wife likes white. Do you think your tip will work if I throw my white shop towels in with her white 'unmentionables'??:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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The cheap ones from Harbor Freight work best. She'll love you even more.

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Harbor freight, that's where I got'm, in the "Make wifey happy section"

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And I'm not having any trouble typing, but it is kinda hard to see the keyboard.

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i see she cut you a break:)

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I've taken to using the white terry cloth rags I get at Costco or Sams. When they get too dirty to use, they get thrown away. A new bale of rags is a lot cheaper than having to eat out every night for a week. :D

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Hi Keith,

After looking at the photo in reply #8, you could be bothered too often by others in public asking:

What happened?

Maybe try to order a shirt with wording printed front and back:

"Tried Harry Reid's Exercise Machine."

Appeared it worked for him ...... initially.

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You mean that machine isn't for cleaning parts? What she doesn't know won't hurt me!

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Pat's been gone for 3 years & everybody WUNDERS why??? I have a whole drawer FULL uf ladies' DRAWERS??? At 79 years young, my pilot lite still burns, with a nice BLUE color!
Bill W.

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I got her a 29 Model A Fordor. I can make all the pink laundry I want for a long time. I'm still golden.

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I learned long ago that it was best if I never put ANYTHING that was red in the washing machine.

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Daha You aint been married long ?? or you are soon going to lose 1/2 your Model A ??

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Sorry Keith, but I ain't buyin it!!!

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I left a black grease pencil in my pocket....the washer didn't mind but the dryer is what got me in trouble... Lots of trouble!

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LMAO im glad I didn't do that (yet) I wouldn't have any governors left

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If your wife can do that to a man I sure as hell ain't going to say anything to upset her. I don't want my pretty face messed up.

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You never make them Happy, just Happier......